Codpiece

joined 1 month ago
[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

I’m currently addicted to Tesco’s beef and horseradish crisps.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 0 points 1 month ago

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not sure it’s just limited to driving. Lots of self entitled cunts everywhere.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Those crazy Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago

Eww, why would you lick a cow clean???

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

There’s no problem, just eat them quicker.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Is your weekly consumption of honey about the weight of two bears by any chance?

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

Well unless you’ve got a species that has become extinct in the wild and you’re working to restore it….

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

You need to shell out for a new joke book.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I knew two very large armies were heading my way for a massive fight, I think I’d have got out of the way. Maybe there wasn’t anyone around who could have told you where it happened. Maybe they were more concerned with where their next turnip was coming from.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It could be that it might have been considered normal, or quite unimportant to the vast majority of people at the time (and subsequent generations) that it just wasn’t documented or remembered. Plus Boudica was quite a way from home, maybe it wasn’t such a big deal to the local people.

And as for the bones maybe they’ve been eaten away completely by certain types of soil? I’m no archaeologist!

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