EisFrei

joined 2 years ago
[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No need to censor the license plate. We all know it says OUTATIME.

[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ölablassschraube

[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago
[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Insert "best surgeon" meme, but with lawyers

[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 97 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Pooping?

Picture looks like it's time for a diaper change soon.

[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Das zählt genau dazu.

Hier unter international steht etwas mehr: https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pfefferspray

[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Das Problem bei privat erhältlichem Reizgas ist nicht das Gas selber, sondern die Folgegefahr. Jemanden der sich die Augen reibt, kann man bedeutend einfacher Messern.

Der Einsatz solchen Reizgases ist Kriegsparteien übrigens untersagt.

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biowaffenkonvention

[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"They hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak. It’s unbelievable"

-- Howard Lutnick

[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

IIRC they had the fish dicks joke first and then thought about who might have the best/worst reaction to it.

 

Looks like a perfect stake to hunt a 20 meter big vampire.

I would have added it to my collection if it weren't five meters long.

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