Evil_incarnate

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[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

You're right, the lettuce was getting old, still had some crunch left in it though.

 

My standard burger. In order: potato bun, mustard, ketchup, red onion, pickles, cheese, meat patty (mix of beef and pork about 23% fat) cheese, tomato, lettuce, mayonnaise, dried chili, and the top of the bun.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

We park at the back because when the park's all full and everybody's struggling to get out, we'll be the first to leave!

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

I read some time travel short story once where science found time travel was possible, but you had no control on where you go in the universe. So they went to the only place they could get to, the big bang.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You are consistently happy, all the time. People think you are strange for not crying at funerals, but smiling instead. You never feel anything but happy. No envy, no hatred, no love. Just happiness.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Yep, the government would say no to that name.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I am happy that here in Finland you can't name your child whatever you want.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Also would have been nice if the buyers hadn't waited years after finding out to announce it, giving the seller plenty of time to shut down the original company. There is nothing to sue now.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They were just threes

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like a company called Reeder from Turkey. The Sailfish OS is from Finland.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They remind him of the other photos they have from Epstein's pedo paradise.

They flatter him and his business prowess and tell him that they are losing by helping him, but he is such a good negotiator.

"What are you, chicken?"

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Here's a peace deal. Europe gets Ukraine, Russia gets Hungary.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is English, anything can be a word, it just has to be used enough, and understood aswell. I think it's perfectly cromulent.

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