FlakesBongler

joined 4 years ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

More about parental responsibilities really

If Frankenstein had cared more for his creation, then his creation wouldn't have gone off the deep end

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

God, he's such a worm

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

Best version of Hawkeye

Well, I still have a soft spot for the original

Guy who trained with the Circus of Crime and tried to rob Avenger's Manor

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was reading chapter books when I was 5, I had to do for myself what my USAan schools refused to

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Oh this shit again

THE ENTIRE POINT OF FRANKENSTEIN IS AN ALLEGORY FOR THE ACT OF CREATION

FRANKENSTEIN MADE A LIVING THING WITHOUT CONSIDERING THE RESULT AND IN DOING SO, DROVE HIS CREATION TO ACTS OF MALICE AND MADNESS!

WE ARE ALL MADE VICTIMS, WE ARE ALL MADE MONSTERS!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Pretty sure, I remember them pushing it onto Spotify a week or so ago

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Lady Gaga don't come cheap

Especially since they had her record like an entire album for the movie

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Sphere would be cooler if they actually put cool shit on it

Speaking of, who wants to help me hack The Sphere?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Gotta go for the wings first

Clip one off and they're far more manageable

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Using the transitive property, this means free ammo

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna be real right now

If this lathes out, I will bake you a pie

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Still remember back in 2021, I wore my t-shirt that said "My hands are clean, I voted Green" and some lady at the store was all like "Thank God more people had sense than you" to which I said "Fuck off"

Good times

 

Why didn't anyone warn me having my gallbladder removed would make me a white man? ooooooooooooooh

I can never call anyone a anti-cracker-aktion again

 

This guy! 👍👍

 

He'll yeha, blaze it 5/11 4/24/7

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by FlakesBongler@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net
 

I'm gonna spoil the movie, so if you care, it's probably best if you stop reading here because I'm not putting the entire thing in spoiler tags

So, long story short, Civil War is a beautifully made film that's also cowardly and disappointing

The cinematography is great, the sound is excellent, but the movie lacks something very important, an actual message

If the movie is supposed to be about truth and journalism and its importance, that never comes through, instead it feels very much like "The Troops are Brave: Camera Edition"

Because at no point in the film does the actual work journalists do comes up, instead you're treated to scene after scene of our protagonists taking pictures of war and atrocities, but never actually saying anything about it, which seems to be the tack the film itself is taking

That war is bad, but never bothering to explore the how's and why's of the conflict

The most hints we get as to why the president is bad is a mention that he has a third term (gasp) and ordered air strikes on civilians

Which, uh, I suppose is enough for some people, but the vociferousness with which the forces of the aptly named Western Forces pursue and execute the president suggest something far more interesting, which the movie could not even be bothered to even try and explore

To make a film about the United States becoming balkanized without bothering to even offer a smidgen of backstory as to its causes or even into the politics of the sides only serves to make the film a hollow shell

We're left with nothing to the film, and it seems like they're not even bothered by that, which is an absolute shame because they could have at least tried to say something

Instead, they chose very hard to say absolutely nothing, which only makes the apathy all the worse

 

Who wants to play with me? shy

I'm on Playstation as FuriosoThe

 

It's me, Flakes Bongler, the secret mastermind behind HexBear

In celebration of Valentine's Day, everyone who has found true love can go home early today!

 

Eeeeeeeee

 

So, my partner finally decided to get with on the trolley and start getting shit for free

Problem is, I've been out of the sailing game for a while, so I don't know what's good anymore and I figure y'all probably know what's gonna work best for us anyway

I'm sort of tech savvy, but anything on the less finicky side would probably be best

Thanks in advance, -Love, Flakes

 

Uh, let me be The Fear

 

grillman: Hey, you can take off your mask, get some fresh air!

soviet-chad : Lick my ass

frothingfash : FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK, FUUCK OFF!

 

sorry, it was blueberrysadness

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