Florn

joined 4 years ago
 

With like a

spoilerfried egg
inside

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The movies aren't perfect, but they were too good in some ways. The movie aesthetic has dominated artistic conceptions of LotR since they came out.

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The woses didn't fight for Saruman or Sauron. They have a problematic noble savage thing going on, and Tolkien only ever has them waging guerilla war against the orcs and acting as guides for the Rohirrim on their way south to aid Gondor.

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

I struggle the same way when speaking Spanish haha

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I stand by no episode in Code Geass being important

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

I quit customer service in '21 because of it. Notable increase.

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

They're gonna do a banquet campaign lmao

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I will spend my July 4th weekend reading Settlers

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's an autism thing, they keep telling him to make eye contact.

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

This is an artistic shitpost.

Non-artistic shitposts can only be made accidentally

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just before hexbear removed downvotes, the admins checked to see who had downvoted any of the frequent "I love my trans comrades" posts and purged them all

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

They talked a big game about parasocial relationships, but now that Biden lost they've shown that they really do want to be my friends.

Too late now!

 

too eepy

 
 

wimps

 

Easy enough that they might retain something, advanced enough to impress them

 

I'm just so fucking pumped for both candidates that I could never bring myself to choose. God bless America

 

no way in hell Sauron lets Ungoliant steal his man

 

FilmCow's come a long way since Charlie the Unicorn

 

Every time I see my reflection, I smile and say "Hey, good-lookin'." Then, I blow myself a kiss, give myself finger-guns and make the kh-ki sound, and wink at the mirror.

Anyway, why come I look bad in photos

 

Holes is a problematic movie

 

i'm the skeleton with the funny voice who says "bone voyage!" to everyone who boards Charon's ferry

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