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Out of the loop... "Nazi bar"?

Cachyos will forever be the ideal Arch distro for nerds who want the benefits of Arch without the hassle of Arch (until they support some giant racist or soemthing)

My calculations when i was working in a factory came out to about a 97.65% loss on my labor. Every piece i made was sold for $75, took me about a minute to make, and included about 7 other people to sell (oven, paint, quality inspection, forklift to trailer, forklift off trailer, stocker, cashier), 3 more if you include the parts before me (material procurement, forklift to trailer, and the same guy as before to take it off the trailer)

I made easily 90 parts an hour, and was paid $25 an hour regardless of output. I paid 15% on taxes (fed, state, local) because im married and my wife cant work. The quarterly pizza party or $100 bonus was absolutely not worth the cost of my labor.

Women (subjectively, admittedly) smell so much nicer than men ever have when they stink.

A stinky man smells like mildew and mold. A stinky woman smells like sweat, but in a very sweet way

What color is fiat

Have you put on the regulation socks? They must be white with pink or baby blue stripes.

Real answer is that autism leads to self isolation which naturally also leads into tech, and autistic individuals are more likely to come out as trans if they are because theyre already ostracized. Furry communities also highly appeal to autistic individuals because its a literal mask that lets you redesign yourself either online or in person with a fursuit.

Source: I am an autistic trans furry who is also a software dev :3

We honestly should be using virtual vouchers for everything. The question then becomes "whats one level up from the voucher i can steal" and we're very frustratingly (for my mental exercise) back at square 1

$6000 custom bike, helmet, and full body suit on your commute

Metric stays winning, signed "Very very tired american"

Is this it? My first Lemmy inside joke? I feel honored

Ngl i wish i had my foreskin. It was a part of me removed against my will for no reason.

My tonsils, however, were adult sized when i was 5 so removing those against my will makes a lot more sense