Futterbinger

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[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Hope? The Biden campaign isn't running on anything at all. There's nothing. At least Obama had the decency to lie about "hope" and "change" and at least pretend to believe a better world was possible. There isn't a single elected official in the whole of the United States who believes in anything. To admit to believing in an ideology, any ideology, in the United States is tantamount to admitting to being a member of ISIS or the KKK. If you even want a shot at putting just a single finger on one of the levers of power in this country you have to pretend that the system under which we all live and operate is the result of natural selection or divine inspiration, immutable but for some minor tweaks.

Feel free to correct my grammar to make this thought more cogent.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Say what you want about them but I'd have a beer with them.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't imagine the UN will do anything. UN Peacekeepers don't exist to stop ACAB nations from doing a genocide.

I also can't imagine the Arab League nations have the political will to work together to oppose Israel on their own, at least not in a way that doesn't result in dragging most of Europe into war.

So what if this keeps escalating? After Trump wins re-election in November and the US, Israel, Germany, Ukraine, Argentina, Australia, Taiwan and probably the UK break away to start their own fascister UN with anyone else dumb enough to join?

It would set the stage for China to take a larger role in the UN, and probably lead to a reunited Ireland and independent Scotland.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Internation "Legion" my ass, a roman legion had 6k soldiers and they barely scraped together 4k.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's 42k/mo, comes out to 504/yr which is still nothing to a company like Nintendo. But a pretty funny jab at a guy a couple billion in the hole.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He didn't do it because the Nazis deserved it. He was just a drunk who was bad at a job that nobody else wanted.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They'll just be mad that the ads are woke, gamers cannot be rehabilitatated.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

If you tape a red triangle over the letters IDF hamas-red-triangle you might get a day off work due to terrorism or something, followed by a day off so cnn can come film about Hamas terrorism in the suburbs or whatever.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Well Trump fucking hates dogs so I gotta imagine Noem is still in the running.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Since it's Texas the judge will probably bump her charges from disorderly conduct to terrorism.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

What a fuckin nerd.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

That's a whole lot of words to say "The only composer I can name is Wagner."

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