Gaspar

I might, if that's what I felt like doing that day. The first thing I'd do would be to sleep for a year.

The Old Man waiting for you at the end of time in Chrono Trigger is Gaspar, the Guru of Time. (At least in the US - in Japan he was called Hash)

I thought it was fitting since I ever so briefly ran my own instance (endofti.me) when I first jumped ship from Reddit.

My friends say I am a problem

Sounds like your friends are the problem. But be a problem. Commit crimes. LIVE. I am here for you. You and @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone both.

In an equitable world, where we had either some form of UBI or shared the means of production and had leisure time to enjoy, it wouldn't be a thing. Spend time at home recharging, go outside and meet people. Go online and meet people. Join community events and do things that interest you and relationships will naturally bloom as a result.

Since we live in Hell? I have no idea. You tell me.

:3

Jesus. What good are free communities if they are forced to spend their waking hours trying to earn money to exist?

Time is a commodity. Energy is a commodity. Going places and meeting people costs time and energy they don't have to spend.

Or, you know, don't do that. Find those children in their starting zones and give them in game currency and equipment. Help them get stronger. Stand under them and prop them up. Teach them how to play and defend them from the teabaggers of the world. Show them a better way.

Build a legacy instead of a throne.

lol wife bad AMIRITE GUISE????