Gestrid

joined 2 years ago
[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago

To be fair, double spaced where there isn't supposed to be one is really noticeable.

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

They must've done it in the hyperbolic time chamber.

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, viruses don't mean the scientific definition of life. IIRC, the primary reason why is because, in order to make copies of itself, it must hijack a living cell's reproductive system to do so. It can't simply divide to make more of itself.

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

That's how my "I'm stuck in my own bed and can't move or talk" nightmare usually begins.

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 82 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

One day, he's going to try to log out, and the logout button will be missing.

Then the only way he'll be able to wake up is by beating all 100 floors of his dream. But if he dies in the dream, he dies in real life.

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

On most cell phones, holding the "1" button will automatically dial your voicemail.

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Linux, politics, and the occasional meme that doesn't fit in either of the other two categories.

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

It dis-assembled the computer!

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, we had something like this in college. The vendor would load up the... well, actually, it was more like a big version of those little coolers you see in the checkout line in grocery stores—the ones with the sodas and stuff in them. Anyway, the vendor would load them up every couple days. It'd have sandwiches, salads, puddings (which were actually really popular), sodas, Gatorade, water, and a bunch of other stuff. If we wanted something, we would just get it out, scan the barcode on the scanner attached to the handle, tap our phones or cards to pay, and be on our way.

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

CANNED BREAD

Since you mentioned it, I'm obligated to link this clip.

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 year ago

It's worth noting that the saved pages are the only thing that are back for now. Their other services have not yet been brought back online.

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and complained on mastodon that it's stupid design that mod logs are public. [Screenshot]

Maybe they should've, you know, looked at the site for 2 minutes before signing up. The modlog is linked at the bottom of every page.

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