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Grimble
joined 4 years ago
Why fight for burgers when you can just grill em yourself? 
Death to America
Convinced this is all a giant metaphor
Said this before but Americans love to trick each other by wearing fake, confusing ideologies designed to start arguments but eventually trick themselves after wearing the mask too long, thus becoming endlessly goofy and irredeemable characters. It's that weaselly COINTELPRO lying-for-convenience mindset they've adopted. It's why genuinely honest politicking is impossible over there. And it'll be the death of them.
You could chad-reply them into any ideological corner just by exploiting their need to impress you
I saw a tweet recently that said only 1000 or so people on Earth actually have "souls" in the romantic/creative/moral sense and I find myself agreeing more everyday. It's so easy in the modern 1st world to just be a loudmouth nobody with a bunch of symbols on your shirt instead of a personality
Literally the Magic Conch from Spongebob and they act like it's semi-sentient
Americans are so naturally perverted, fork-tongued and dishonest that they'll make up fake ideologies to trick their rivals and end up tricking themselves with them
Ill make sure this twitchy ass fed is "trauma-informed" if i ever get handed one of these lmao
Manifesting
Bit idea: start calling it that in advance and see if it provokes anyone's "engineering skills" (GRIMBLE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER WHOSE VIEWS DO NOT REPR
Why did I always have this rotten feeling that mainstream hyperpop and Peter Thiel had some vague relationship? Ugh. Shoutout to the artists who backed out of that failconcert tho
Don't discount the Thiel connection here as some coincidence, even if it's just another abusive discord cult. I hope his entire family and life savings perish in a sudden house fire, and that anyone who publicly mourns is doxxed. Every bimbo-babydoll-postsincerity-CIAcore "ironic" Thiel-bucks recipient should be hunkered in their Brooklyn pod apartments, living in fear of a Kill List. Salt the fucking earth where these trickster-demons walk.
He's not the reason the internet is fucked, or western pop culture, but he's a key reason all the stupidest, craziest internet groups polluting every conversation are so persistent when they should just naturally be filtered out. Despite being utterly worthless and having nothing but smugly wrong answers, fucked vibes, jokey attitudes towards nature and humanity, and shitty formulaic baby memes to offer, they get pocket money from a psychotic billionaire donor whose goal is to make society too incoherent to ever rebel against the security state. Someone find whatever offices these things are run from and fill the ventilation system with powdered lead. Let's see if they still like being "baby brained" when its permanent.
If you understand even a word of what i just wrote... go to sleep. Stop scrolling. You've earned it.
Read this in the Smash announcer voice