Hexamerous

Biden could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shit himself and he wouldn't lose any of these voters.

Italian food is just white people food with a little salt on top.

Libs walking past the armed guards on their way to the internment camp:

"Good game." slap "Well played." slap "Good game." slap "Good game." slap

We need the machines. We need the machines. We need the machines.

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We'll get long articles written from a first person perspective as the reporter imagines themselves walking into the sex and opium den inside Xi's "forbidden city" where only a handful of the most loyal and fanatic few ever are allowed in.. All from an unverifiable anonymous source of course.

Don't worry, people with houses in our neighborhood have installed rain barrels to save a few liters every year. They collect it using the giant roofs of their giant houses that just stand there empty most of the time but still requires heating/cooling. The other day I saw a guy take the car to the recycling station, like just a few 100 meters to throw out a few pizza boxes (he probably picked them up using the same vehicle). I'm sure he offset the pollution he made driving there.

Liberals just make sense, you know.

We had a burger warship in Stockholm a few years back, and they immediately got caught for prostitution/sexual trafficking.

Don't worry tho, liberals assured me there won't be any American bases or nuclear weapons on Swedish soil. Of course, they're not explicitly forbidden to store nuclear material in Sweden, they even fought to keep the option open, and they have "unlimited unregulated access" to 17 bases here. But it's totally not the same bro, it's different, bro. Trust me, bro.

Some alien xeno-anthropologist will find the remnants of human civilization but it's just a giant radioactive machine planets of servers running bitcoin mines, generating NFTs, answering emails.