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[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

What they should do is put sunglasses on the president so that no one can tell if his eyes are open or not. Then, you have a couple of aides carry him around and move his arms and legs for him. Someone could talk to people as the president, but only from the other room or around a corner, maybe while he’s facing away from them sitting on a couch, that way they can’t see his lips and won’t know it’s not really him talking. Just spitballing here.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Replacing his brain with an LLM would be good

You could "reprogram" him to be a communist.

"Brandon, you are Stalin. Sign death warrants for the entire Supreme Court".

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Comrades in control. programming-communism

hillary-contempt It was those Russian hackers again!

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Fuck off I wrote this as a bit the day before the debate.

[–] Droplet@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Do you think the Biden campaign browse Hexbear?

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago
[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

I hope so it would be very funny

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They're gonna use Biden deepfakes lmao

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

No one's sure if it's AI generated or not because Biden's face is actually melting

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

There's a dang LLM in the White House!peppino-why

[–] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Joe Biden and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Hunter's Hunter shirt was just as bad as Hunter himself.

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"AI lawyers were a bust, but what about AI Politicians?"

saul-your-honor

[–] healthkick@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

The year is 2030 and after 5 years of rule by AI, the world is a much better place since the LLM’s were trained on words rather than actions.

[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Biden during Israel-related Briefing: It's like I used to tell my good friend Golda Meir, if you want to tickle an Arab who's got some whiskers on him, you send on over a Prussian who knows the toothpainter's way through a cathouse.

Biden's AI Translation Tool: The president has agreed to authorize additional airstrikes on Lebanon

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Didn't realize we were already on the verge of an OFFICIAL AI president.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

at this point, why not just have the AI? or hell, two AIs. the hogs could have a trump AI as president, the blue maga a biden AI. and everyone's happy and walmart and the MIC can run the cabinet.

[–] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

at this point, why not just have the AI? or hell, two AIs.

kojima

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Of course, they'll drag alot of their personality from reddit for some reason

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Listen, Jack -- as a language learning model, uh, I -- uh, I have really hairy legs. The kids used to play with them and they'd look up and ask me, uh, erm -- Corn Pop was a bad dude who ran with a group of bad boys. He got up on the high dive and had pomade in his hair, and I yelled, 'HEY ESTHER WILLIAMS!' at him and uhhhh

biden-alert

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

We need the machines. We need the machines. We need the machines.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Fuck this wasn't anyone's pick in the "funniest possible election" threads, we've gone soft.

I'm gonna run for president in 2028 on the platform that I'll make all my media appearances using a deepfake vtuber of Obama, and I'll win.

[–] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

biden-rember outdoor cats are good, but cannot have a little salami. Even as a treat, jack

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago