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Although I love the look of old cars getting a modern facelift, I still don't get the appeal behind all that screens or digital gauges... I never liked the look of them, they're touchscreen, thus hard to use while driving and way too 'smart'. I don't want or need all the nonsense modern cars have today.. I just want a car that I have control over dammit.

Duplicated post in main feed in c/arctic@lemmy.world

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

These are different sublemmies from the same instance?

Day 257 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games l've been playing in c/games@lemmy.world

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn okay, I might give this game a shot after seeing these screenshots

Helldivers 2 is locking out players who use older CPUs in c/thevergenews@sh.itjust.works

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, if it's GameGuard blocking it then it's rather easy to bypass

Are you still using LinkedIn? in c/buyeuropean@feddit.uk

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I have never used it and very likely never will. My dad doomscrolls on there somehow.

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Just tryna be human out here sucks (lemm.ee)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by IDew@lemm.ee to c/meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works

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Update: I got banned from hexbear and grad lmao

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"🤮" (lemm.ee)

submitted 9 months ago by IDew@lemm.ee to c/copypasta@sh.itjust.works

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So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

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shhhh uncle is sleeping🥱😴😴😴 (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 years ago by IDew@lemm.ee to c/okbuddyretard@lemmy.world

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