Illogicalbit

I just recently chased my two giggling teenagers and wife around a store with a small trex hand puppet and I’m a grown-ass man.

Firm believer in embracing humor and staying young and yes I bought the puppet.

Oops you drew the summoning sigils wrong again.

https://lemmy.world/post/22143486

There’s prank hardware you can buy for cheap that beeps at irregular intervals similar to this.

I think you mean “brah”

That owls seen some shit.

Preschool teacher: draw a happy fish Preschool student:

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU...BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY

Aren’t we one of the largest threats to all living things? I mean, it even works when you replace the word lions with humans in that sentence.

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

Ocean’s eleven vibes.

The right kinds of friends will totally see this as an acceptable excuse.