Illogicalbit

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU...BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY

Aren’t we one of the largest threats to all living things? I mean, it even works when you replace the word lions with humans in that sentence.

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

Ocean’s eleven vibes.

The right kinds of friends will totally see this as an acceptable excuse.

These things always feel like someone shouting “I have a birthday too!“ at someone else’s birthday party.

Thanks. This bit might bee important too

However, the researchers acknowledged several limitations in the study, including not recording how the poultry was being cooked and eaten in the dietary data, meaning some may have been eating fast-food while others eating healthier home-cooked meals.

This reminds me of the “taco town” SNL skit.

Thought to myself, that can’t possibly be true, but then:

Kathleen Kennedy said when she was 6 years old, her dad got word that a dead whale had washed ashore. He got a chainsaw, cut off the whale’s head and strapped it to the roof of their minivan for a five-hour drive home.

Source: https://apnews.com/article/rfk-jr-kennedy-whale-investigation-09c494d8164c6f9bde9ece39637ea4d3

I’ll do anything for love…

From: https://www.forbes.com/sites/kateoflahertyuk/2025/04/16/cve-program-funding-cut-what-it-means-and-what-to-do-next/

He says the recent news about MITRE’s contract would likely only affect new vulnerabilities. “Historical vulnerabilities should not be affected. It’s important to call this distinction out, as there’s already been some confusion.”

Oh we’re fine then. Nothing to see here. /s

My brain automatically read that in Keanu Reeves’s character from the movie Parenthood.

Bill and Ted’s might also work though.