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M ministers are only allowed to listen to dabuzz. MUF dudes are only allowed to listen to somewhat problematic music on very high volume in their dad's yacht

what's the differece between a garbanzo beanis and a channa dhal?

i've never had a channa dhal on my face hyuck hyuck

when you first ask your prospective girlfriend how much she costs a month, she might say ~~"wtf are you talking about weirdo"~~ ~~"why are you talking like i'm a sex worker"~~ "i don't cost anything haha", but believing this female lie often the beginner ~~sexpat's~~ expat flaneur's first mistake! the real cost will soon become apparent. here are some hidden costs: copyright free music starts playing

• number one: dinner dates

• • your girlfriend might not be happy to cook for for you immediately after you start dating. in oriental culture, a male often displays his value by purchasing food and drinks at overpriced restaurants. understanding this key mechanic can make or break you as a beginner NeoRomancer. taking her to mcdonalds, or insisting on splitting the bill based on your comparative Sexual Market Values, can result in her displaying IABs (intercourse-avoidant behaviours).

• number two: shopping

• • as the old s̸a̸y̵i̶n̴g̷ g̴͍̍ŏ̴ͅẹ̶̓s̸̯̐, ẅ̶̧̨̻́͛́o̷͔̽̕͠m̵̲̞͛̓͋ė̸̛̠ń̶͕̤ b̴̯̹͇̾̓̄ę̵̤͊͑̓͝ s̷̡̩̻̺̗͆̏͑̈́̋̉͑h̶̡̠̞̄̏̀́ȍ̸̡͊̓p̴̧̘͔̦̼̜̖̒̽̀́̏̚͠p̸̛̮̗̏͐̉͑̄̄̓̃ḯ̸͇̺̩̮̞̓n̷͙̝̬̦̗͊g̵̭͚̣̭̟̪̠̍̐̇̍̊̽͛͜ͅ

you've watched too much brick and mortar. or too little. anyway you haven't watched the exact right amount!

correct amount of badgers ✅

not enough urban villages, they should be crammed between every other kinda-central highrise development. (if you're in eastern china they're the best place for sichuan food)

also a city bigh enough to have a massive ring road would also have like three new train stations on opposite sides of the city. and many cities don't have an old train station, they went from no train straight to HSR like ten years ago.

HOWEVER if the city does have an old train station, the area on the map labeled "hotels" are going to be the sketchiest type of hostels you've ever seen, catering to people just coming in from the countryside. see the hostel scene in Lost on Journey for reference

i would simply conquer all of south europe and abolish catholiscism, then put on the pope hat, become the protestant pope, abolish protestantism, then idk go to japan and become a badass samurai.

how did people in ancient times fuck up so bad when the correct path is really so obvious

uncritical support to taking so many drugs in a cave that you get so enlightened that you don't even need to play 4d chess because you realise that heh, you've already won, and then (spoilers whatever) being so prescient that you have perfect vision even after your eyeballs have been hardboiled by tactical nukes

volunteering at the local soup kitchen (btw, do they even have those in China?

I've volunteered at an equivalent of a soup kitchen before (free vegetarian kitchen with volunteer staff) a couple of times. the food was pretty good, a couple of vegetable dishes, tofu, soup and rice. it was frequented mostly by old folks rather than homeless, since I guess the town it was in didn't really have many homeless people. I know bigger cities do have bigger homeless populations though, but nothing like in the west or japan/taiwan/korea.

these kind of veg kitchens exist in most mid-large cities and are staffed by volunteers, most of which are also retired folks, except for the chefs maybe. the groceries are mostly donated, like someone will donate several huge sacks of rice or jugs of cooking oil, or help buy fresh veg etc.

and then in retaliation the Europeans formed a Seven Nation Army that burned down Yao Ming, or something. history be crazy

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