drinking in order to be able to speak to people
solidarity there comrade. i hate that i black out so easily, because the times i have drank at house parties and such are the only times in my life that i remember being socially functional and normal-adjacent, or enjoying being around acquaintances/strangers/friends of friends.
god i wish i could do that shit without writing off the next day 
no no no, you see, if you ask a woman anything like that to their face, they'll lie to you because of the universal Woman Conspiracy that specifically exists to fuck with you. like, this isn't even some incel shit, theres a whole completely accepted genre of boomer joke about "ugh why won't your wife tell you her problems/how she feels (don't worry, its just Feeeemale Disease)" ((protip: she almost certainly has, you just didn't like what she said))
but yeah no you can't ask women anything because of the Women Illuminati we're all in, sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the subway: we need to stop fare evasion otherwise we'll run out of money and die 
also the subway: this shit
in theory, yes. in practice, its incredibly variable. i don't think they get the same insane power trip that cops go on, they're often just people who needed a job and won't give you trouble if they can avoid it, whereas cops become cops for a reason. hell, since we're the last two people out of the building, the security guy at my job literally encourages me to steal from work and he does the same. they can be chill, they want to slack off just as much as any other worker.
if you're being offered a position or something comrade, don't feel bad. take it. just be cool about it.
the "violence is justified if you are oppressed" rabbit hole
fucking WHAT? "actually the slaves/indigenous/haitians/etc should have just laid down and died uwu" 
THE HUMBER BEING COUNTED AS PART OF YORKSHIRE LETS GOOOOO 
FUCK THE SOUTH
Steven Bonnell: No, no, I’m just saying that there were two tricks-
Norman Finkelstein: You said nothing, as you always do.
Benny Morris: No, you don’t know Israeli pilots-
Norman Finkelstein: I know, thank God.
FUCKING GET EM NORM 
the complete open lack of respect he has for destiny especially is phenomenal. he really has gone full joker huh
comrade i'm sorry you had to be exposed to this fucking cognitohazard but also thank you for exposing yourself to it so i don't have to watch/read the whole thing 
as a dumbass, recent graduate, and person who just started programming for a finance company as my first job - how/why are finance companies immune to the crash? it makes sense that they must be, because we do nothing and spend too much and honestly this company (on my level at least) should be fucking hemoraging money. its the most David Graeber bullshit jobs thing possible and yet we're actively hiring, its wild
comrade i'm in love with you wtf
i got this pushed to me literally today, and i almost missed my train raging about the machine that i fucking built with my own hands being stolen from me by bill fucking gates 
kill him