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[–] communism@lemmy.ml 62 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's so crazy to me how men on the internet always discuss women as though it's impossible to speak to us. Like just speculating on "do women do X?" "what do women think about Y?" .... have you ever considered talking to a woman

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

do women still exist? i haven't seen any in a few days irl

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

damn, that sucks. guess i know what we're doing after we clone tasmanian tigers.

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the thylacine is an extinct species of marsupial from the west island of new zealand, that was only found on tasmania by the time crackers showed up and killed almost all of them because "muh livestock".

the last known one died in a zoo like 90 years ago so people are working on bringing them back with mad science, which we apparently also need to do with women, but that should be easier because they only died out a couple days ago.

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I think we are joking above each other's heads; I'm suggesting a fate similar to the clymadia ridden Tasmanian devil (no women > clone Tasmanian tigers instead panting)

[–] Lerios@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

no no no, you see, if you ask a woman anything like that to their face, they'll lie to you because of the universal Woman Conspiracy that specifically exists to fuck with you. like, this isn't even some incel shit, theres a whole completely accepted genre of boomer joke about "ugh why won't your wife tell you her problems/how she feels (don't worry, its just Feeeemale Disease)" ((protip: she almost certainly has, you just didn't like what she said))

but yeah no you can't ask women anything because of the Women Illuminati we're all in, sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Do your breasts expand when you lower yourself?"

Guys I'm getting exterminated

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This reminds me of when Team Ninja said they had enlisted female Team Ninja staff to help research boob physics for Dead or Alive 5

[–] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

This has to be satire

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

being wrong about boobs online is free and this dork paid for the privilege

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bro, my girlfriend has big boobs and I know they bounce and expand all the time. She never not walks boobily, bro!

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

More credible than the average RFA story tbh

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

She never not walks boobily, bro!

Ebony Darkness Dementia Ravenway jumps in front of the bullet sexily

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was waiting to cross an intersection the other day and a dude behind me turns to his friend and says "Bro, I'm telling you, a woman's sweat smells exactly like her vagina."

Man, why would you tell on yourself like this?

People constantly tell me their L's. I am baffled sometimes. I have plenty of stuff to make fun of myself about, but I keep that shit to myself.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes I have touched ONE (1) boobie and it felt like lumpy sand.

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Human fffeeeeemale breasts are inscrutable, no one knows how they work.

edgeworth-shrug

[–] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

gamers are gonna replace women with sex robots and i can't figure out if that's a bad thing :/

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

look if they go be cannibal human underground dwellers with their sexbots atleast we wont have to see them. those poor robots though sadness

[–] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

inventing new pejoratives to refer to each entry in the truth table of cis, trans, same and opposite gender couples that include non-robotic women.

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

All part of the plan

gamer-gulag

[–] M500@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We can’t really be sure without seeing the video. So for the sake of fairness and science I request the video be posted for study.

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (12 children)
[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lmao holy shit, it's like a waterballoon full of jello around a spring. That's like early 2000s "we just invented jiggly bones but haven't nailed down the details yet" level animation.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

This looks awful. No weight.

I really don't mind if games want to do jiggle to be honest but this shit just looks bad, give it weight.

And I mean this for like, the entire body, facial animations too. If we shake our faces around or a strong gust of wind hits us our face MOVES, it's not a solid block of carved plastic, it's elastic. Skin hangs, gravity exists, our faces look different lying down vs standing up because gravity hangs parts of our face, this applies to boobs, fat all over the body, etc etc.

Give it real weight and gravity and it will look good and play a role in genuinely elevating the animation of the entire character. This shit sucks it's not progressed at all in over 15 years.

[–] RION@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Shorty got the water balloons 💀

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't understand why gamers go awooga for this two bags of custard shit, it's not realistic and I'm having a hard time seeing how you'd find it hot.

Is this just a product of a bunch of gamers being exposed to early jiggle physics in games and animation during their sexual development?

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

I think it's just that it's moving at all. Like if you wiggle a string or something in front of a cat, that's not a good mimic of real prey but the cat goes awooga and freaks out trying to get it. Unnaturally jiggling breasts are a wiggly piece of string for oversexed weirdo men.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't think it's just a matter or early 3D physics being wonky. Plenty of Japanese anime and 2D games have intentionally exaggerated boob jiggles because of horny animators and a horny target audience that is obsessed with boobs, panties etc

I think to people like this goofy boob physics have very little to do with realistic simulation of soft body tissue and much more about being a signifier of whom the game is for

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

fucking hell I'm shit at rigging and I could probably do better than that

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

100% pure uncut culture.

New dickcheese just dropped.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

This is below Skyrim mod level jiggle physics. Sad!

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gamers need to be neutered

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[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Upon further research, looks like Stellar Blade (the game said footage is from) is the latest game chuds have decided is "theirs", ala Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Hatred, etc.

Though this time it's even dumber, since they're doing the game version of the forced Sydney Sweeney discourse, where they act like conventionally attractive women are extinct/it's illegal to be attracted to them.

As these things always go: If the game does well, they'll take credit and proclaim it a victory over the "wokes". And if it does poorly: They'll either say that the sjws rigged the system against it or it just wont be acknowledged.

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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

—They're bigger than that, Chris, they're large, I mean, if you've got an anatomy book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. The anatomy books now will have to be rewritten.

—What will they say?

—They'll quite simply say that this isn't fanservice, this is actual realistic boob physics, everything else would be a footnote.

—We're pushed for time, can you sum it up in a word?

—No.

—A sound?

—[some sloshy jiggly sound]

—Spartacus, thank you.

[–] BakedBeanEnjoyer@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

The boob physics in this game suck.

However the butt physics are top tier. Japan purposely puts shitty boob bounces to troll people who think boobs > butt.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

knocking myself out every time I get up to speed on the elliptical

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

moving forward too fast and they clip through your back

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

oh yeah baby let me see those z-fighting textures awooga

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