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“People only come to polling booths because they know they’ll be rewarded with a sausage, which is also the only reason they come to Bunnings. So it’s a natural fit"

The Pixelfed instance I'm on is shutting down so it's photo time here I guess 🙃

I wonder if this is the end of DuDuL's Gura animations 😢

Following the approval by state legislators of a bill that declares every human sperm has a God-given soul, a new measure signed into law Tuesday requires women in Alabama to leave semen on their lower backs for a full nine months. “Today marks a triumph in our fight for the right of men to cum on women’s backs and keep it there,” said Gov. Kay Ivey, explaining that the law, which also bans the sale of tissue paper that could be used to wipe ejaculate off the lower spine, was essential to protect the sanctity of seminal loads.

Can I offer you a nice HAW in this trying time

Pixiv source (has same res, but less compressed image)

In short:

Nurses and midwives in the seat of Richmond are handing out flyers for the Greens while wearing their scrubs.

There have been allegations of bullying and harassment at pre-poll booths.

What's next?

Nurses warn the federal Labor party could see a voter backlash over state Labor decisions on nurses' pay and conditions.

In short:

The Coalition's budget bottom line would be $7.9 billion worse off than Labor's in the first two years of a Dutton government, and $21.8 billion better off in the following two years.

Most of the budget improvement comes from a $17.2 billion public service cut, and a $3.6 billion vaping tax, but migration cuts will cost the budget $4.2 billion and nuclear power will have an eventual $118 billion "off-budget" cost.

What's next?

The Coalition has not offered a timeline for a return to surplus, but Angus Taylor says it would be achieved "faster than Labor".

Peter Dutton is in a serious but stable condition after receiving a welcome to his front door earlier today.

Stopping home briefly while on the campaign trail, the Opposition Leader had a cardiac arrest after spotting a welcome doormat on his porch. After receiving CPR at the scene, Dutton recovered enough to make a statement, saying it was ridiculous that he was unable to get in the door without being subjected to a welcome to his own house.

“It’s getting out of hand. This is my home; I don’t need to be welcomed to it,” he said.

Gawr Gura, a member of hololive production, will graduate on May 1st, 2025.
As a token of gratitude for her activities so far, we have compiled footage from her past appearances in official content.
Thank you for the fun times and memories.