Mickmacduffin

Gotta go with ninjas. There could be one hiding in your room right now

I let my kid watch whatever she wants. If I can't deprogram her from the puppy show for babies, then I'm already fucked

Mine was gross a few minutes ago, but I cleaned it off amd now its funny again

You strip and people pay you, obviously

Good. People shouldn't be gaming. They should be outside building communism. Swinging hammers, publish small newspapers. And so forth

Our bodies and minds are excellent, but thanks for checking in

But I thought he was taking potions for that?

So burglars could change their dicks into keys and break into my house? No thank you

Me too. Get a real house that isn't flooded, idiot

If it's hot this summer, I'll know you didn't buy the coke

I've been good enough. All my friends have been good enough. Who's not being good enough? I will fix them by November