There's a third option and y'all aren't ready for that conversation π
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I third way must be opportunism or chauvinism. Like the philosophical line, there is only one, the other, or agnosticism that leans towards one.
How I feel about any given butthole entirely depends on context.
Locking this thread because you can't just declare a struggle session
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*Points at seagull* Struggle session
Seagulls: cute or not?
I will not stand for seagull slander.
β« I glued my balls to my butthole again β«
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
is it Friday already?
Mine was gross a few minutes ago, but I cleaned it off amd now its funny again
Its 2024 and we dont have automatic enema toilets in every home.
I feel betrayed
Funny, but if you touch your b-hole to wipe you are GAY
What if I just shoot water at it and air dry it
Shooting liquids on your butt? Sounds gay.
Only straight way for men to clean their ass is to crumple up half a roll of TP, wipe once, then walk away from the freshly clogged toilet with a doodoo ass without washing their hands.
real men leave poop on their balls
that's STRAIGHT
EWW
Okay what if the water goes inside tho
That's inevitable, but seems unhealthy depending on what your water is like.
Itβs clean tap water in a bulb
Yeah, {but|butt!π€£} American tap water tho? 
The lead is fine okay
both
Depends if I'm tongue punching it or not.
If no buttholes were gross, would any buttholes be funny?
Asshole of Champions
You can't understand this question unless you've read Hegel (it's both) (that's called synthesis)
"This butthole will be my Rubicon. The NCR think they can take the butthole but they are weak. I will be the antithesis to their thesis and from our synthesis a New Butthole will be born. Dies"
Sexy.
Funny.
Necessary
funny but also gross.
if they are nice and clean are they still funny? you decide
I'll take the non-binary answer to this question: both at the same time and some third other thing too
SchrΓΆdinger's butthole.
Gross.
Yes
Always funny, sometimes gross.
Struggle session: butthole?
Try finger but hole.
I bring the freshest jokes from 2011.
Ahead beware but hole
Struggling to get a butthole session
Tasty π
under communism all of our buttholes will be stitched shut
Funny because it's gross
Depends on how I feel about the person
Delicious 
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