NedIsakoff

joined 4 years ago
[–] NedIsakoff@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Acting like I have no idea what people are talking about (usually chuds complaining about "woke" or something) is always so funny irl. It's like a dumb guy socratic method and can get some people into funny loops or just giving up.

Like when the Chinese weather balloon was in the news. My mother-in-law brought it up at a birthday thing I was like

"Oh you got them birthday balloons? Wait aren't they a little old for balloons?"

"No the chinese balloon!"

"Yeah they probably would be made in China, pretty much all our stuff is"

[–] NedIsakoff@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

I wonder if it was by the same people who did this to Katie Hopkins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRIdtMlqwNA

[–] NedIsakoff@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

Can't wait to grab something only to have the price change by the time I get to the register

doomjak

[–] NedIsakoff@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Hell yeah this game rules. Scratched my desire for a game with the vibes of Dying Earth or Book Of The New Sun

[–] NedIsakoff@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

Lmao I got one similar to that but mentioned Biden. I love being dumb when replying, which is fun when they reply, although pretty rare. Hopefully I get a response after pretending to have no idea who Biden or Trump are bait

My favorite one was when I pretended to have no idea what Woke was and eventually I just got a "You have successfully been unsubscribed" midconversation, like the person just gave up.

[–] NedIsakoff@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

One of my favorites I haven't seen mentioned is the one when George HW Bush moves across the street and Bart keeps fucking with him.

[–] NedIsakoff@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Same! My wife and I joked that they're probably sent by some Conservative group to annoy the shit out of people which would be a good bit. Especially since replying "stop" only seems to get you more.

think-about-it

[–] NedIsakoff@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Piero Scaruffi

Holy shit lmao that's a name I haven't thought of since like 2010. Old /mu/ heads might remember that

[–] NedIsakoff@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Honestly it sometimes works in Vic3 lol

[–] NedIsakoff@hexbear.net 101 points 1 year ago (15 children)

Overheard coworker talking about their upcoming vacation to Spain and Morocco when another asks: "With all the Iran and Iraq wars going on will that be safe?"

Most geographically/current event literate American

[–] NedIsakoff@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't that Ilhan Omar's daughter on the right?

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