Prime_Minister_Keyes

joined 6 months ago
[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Aaaargh, I can already feel my power waning... All these moments will be lost in time, and so on.
On a lighter and more serious note, though, thanks to all the admins and mods that made this ride possible. You are the best.

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

How so? You might not be required any longer to come in to work, especially if they think you could stir up some shit, break some plates on your way out. In fact, the company might even bar you from entering the premises if there's a good reason for it, like "IP protection." The company is only required to keep paying your wage, for 6 months in this case.

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is the correct answer. If it's all been eaten, who would remember it?

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 28 points 2 weeks ago

helping with dishes at home = happy

Nice try, mom.

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

She only comes out at night, though.

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Shouldn't it be "he consulted his 4th brother"? Unless there's one we don't know about... yet.

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta have my cheap trinkets overnight! Won't have it any other way!

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't that make the roads slippery? And if there's a real cold wave, it all might flash-freeze regardless.

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What is she leading then?

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Coincidentally, I just found out a day ago that young Jack Black and Giovanni Ribisi starred in the same X-files episode, "D.P.O.", in 1995.
It's a pretty good one. On an unrelated note, this episode also features the IMHO best soundtrack of the series, with songs by James and Filter.

 

Back then, this was published, in print, in a computer magazine where I first read it. Klein likens the - then emerging - internet to a labyrinth. I wonder how much of this assessment still holds true nowadays.
Some quotes:

  • 1998 is still a dangerously nascent stage in the Internet, while a trillion dollar nest of dragons sets up shop.
  • Simulating revolt is more fun, and a better investment. This is true in casinos, malls, games, the Web. But consider what sim-revolt implies as a broader model for public life? We pretend that the labyrinth of the Web makes us free of the global corporate program that builds and owns it.
  • Recently, there is talk of voting on the Web. Is a cross between ergonomic fascism and the shopping mall the best frame of mind for making political decisions?
  • Just because we can subvert the Web by saying nasty things or engaging in cyber-sex in the margins, or downloading information cheaply, does not mean that we are subverting any core reality.
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Lemmings (lemm.ee)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

From William S. Burroughs' "The Electronic Revolution," 1970. Screenshot to preserve the weird formatting, or lack thereof. The quote mocks the "auditing" technique of Scientology which Burroughs had joined for a while in the 1960s.
More dips from the collection "Holy Crap Someone Printed This:"

  • If your trick no work you better run.
  • Its good for young and old man and beast and is known as SEX.
  • Fictional dailies retroactively cancelled the San Francisco earthquake and Halifax explosion as journalistic hoaxes, and doubt released from the skin law extendible and ravenous, consumed all the facts of history.
  • The priests postulated and set up a hermetic universe of which they were the axiomatic controllers. In so doing they became Gods who controlled the known universe of the workers. They became Fear and Pain, Death and Time.
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