Remmock

joined 2 years ago
[–] Remmock@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Much obliged. You and your wife have a very considerate, charming relationship and I’m happy you found each other!

[–] Remmock@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (6 children)

When someone parks like a complete asshole with a spot open on their driver’s side, I park like an asshole right up next to them so they have to get in another way. This teaches them not to park like an asshole so they don’t bother others.

[–] Remmock@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You’re still touching the lunchmeat. It’s touching you inside. All over. It’s rubbing against your tongue, teeth… the roof of your mouth. It massages its way to the back of your throat rubbing itself against every inch of your esophagus, until it finally reaches the inside of your stomach.

But it’s not done there. Your lunchmeat - the same thing you revile touching with your fingers - begins to lay against the walls of your stomach lining as it is slowly digested. Some of it may even make its way into your small intestine completely intact. It touches you all the way through.

Is that really what you want for yourself?

[–] Remmock@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

A superglued pull tab for an aluminum can.

An ingredient list and nutritional information on the side.

[–] Remmock@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

That’s cool. Have a good one.

[–] Remmock@kbin.social 37 points 2 years ago (11 children)

The W in MRW stands for When.

[–] Remmock@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Always thought the Sun-Maid mascot was Hispanic, but so am I.

[–] Remmock@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What did they employ in the other ditches?

[–] Remmock@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

His skin was hangin’ off his bones.

[–] Remmock@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can I ask why you immediately consider moving a solution when the majority of Americans are too poor for it and Mississippians doubly so?

[–] Remmock@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You’re also not taking into account subscription price hikes, policies dictating what you can and can’t do with the software, media availability without internet, surveillance and data selling.

Netflix has doubled their fees in the last ten years while hemorrhaging beloved content to other streaming services.

Netflix and others dictate that you’re not allowed to siphon the shows and movies to watch later, at a time and place that may be inconvenient for the service (such as removing it).

Go anywhere without internet and suddenly all of your paid options don’t exist. That may be resolved one day by unlimited internet everywhere, but that leads into…

These streaming services will know where you are and what you’re doing all the time. Surveillance in general has only gotten worse, and watchdogs may be vigilant but it’s not blunting how much privacy is being stripped away from you on a regular basis.

The price you’re paying isn’t just dollars and it’s not locked in forever.

[–] Remmock@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

“For social order we need tighter reigns! Incarceration hasn't worked as a deterrent, I say we expand execution to include lesser crimes!” - Chief Judge Griffin, Judge Dredd (1995)

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