RiceMunk

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[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 day ago

I wait for them to be regurgitated until they end up youtube or lemmy.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Don't do time, kids; it's a slippery slope.

If you spend one second, you'll suddenly find yourself spending another second, and another, and another.. And before you know it, you've spent a whole minute. And when that's not enough, you start spending hours, days, weeks, years..

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They draw blind straws every week on who has to be the murderer.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can't just open up with that and not share some leptopoma perlucidum facts.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 64 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)
> mfw I live in Walkable city
> want to walk around in it
> walkway is a fucking tiny narrow corridor of concrete
> be forced to walk between congested car traffic and escooters, with no pedestrian crossings anywhere
> get run over by some clueless skateboarder
[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

In a university there was a lab. And in this lab there lived a postdoc. One day in the third month of their the postdoc heard a rap on their door. It was the professor! They said the postdoc would soon be approached by 12 undergrads, and...

<300 pages of worldbuilding later>

"You must take the samples! And throw them into the synchrotron! I am too old and burnt out to do it!" pleaded the old postdoc to the phd student.

<500 pages of more worldbuilding>

"I did the testing, but the results are not meant for me. I must now travel to the West, into the Private Sector." said the PhD at their graduation party.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago

I hear they also launched a beagle at Mars about ~~a decade~~two decades oh good I feel old ago, but it died on impact.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 month ago

He's become more expensive than you could possibly imagine.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 month ago

So everyone will just get matched with Nicole the fediverse chick? But that's already happening.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

Nuo ovat kyllä yhtiä haaskalintuja nuo asianajotoimistot jotka noita heippalappuja lähettelevät; otan osaa.

Piraattipuolueen riveissä on ainakin joskus ollut jengiä joka osaa neuvoa oikeaoppisesti miten näiden kanssa toimia. Täältä löytyy infoa miten heihin saa yhteyttä; näyttää esim. olevan Discord-palvelin heillä: https://www.piraattipuolue.fi/

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

This looks interesting; thanks for sharing!

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