Rivermoonwolf

I'm the same way in the kitchen gadgets section.

Considering one of my cats is gay, this makes me laugh waaaaay harder than it should.

" You gotta be true to who you really are, cause no one's gotta wear the shoes you got "

Given to me by a former friend, high as a rocket to Venus, upon my stumbling attempt to come out to him twenty years ago

That is frickin' gorgeous

I need this shirt!

My family learned thirty years ago never to utter the words 'Doctor Who' in my presence.

I don't wanna Fuck Zuck. Might get something I can't get rid of with soap and a sandblaster.

Being honest? Why I came here. And, frankly, I've been here less than a day and I love it more than I did Reddit. (Still figuring this place out, but yeah )

I think he was too busy masturbating to check if Daddy was also cranking it

Sadly, I'd say this is me right now , except I can afford payments 2 and 3.

How do! I'm River, a somewhat middle aged Pansexual Transgender woman. I'm also married, Pagan and possessed of a terribly bad sense of humour. I'm USian, but thanks to me stepda, I use more British terms than should legally be allowed. Also, open to friends, 'friends' (our marriage is more a chaotic polycule than the standard), and darn near any question. Difficult to offend, unless you're a bigoted git.

Why not both?