The idea... Number one, he who controls the spice c-- and by the way he doesn't control it, I do, my amministration got less spi-- got more spice from-- off the planet-- and--.....look......we beat the Landsraad.
- The Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV
Roonerino
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Every time he said "article 5" I thought he looked scared. But not in an "I'm scared of nuclear war" way, more of an "oh fuck I feel the shit running down my leg" kind of way, you know?
Also funny, in the same breath, he mentioned both Poland and Belarus as Putin's next targets.
The full video is even worse. What follows is a rambling anecdote from Biden about John Wayne and dog faced pony soldiers.
Hopefully someone cuts a highlight reel together soon because there's some good ones. Especially both of them spending like a minute arguing about who's better at golf. Lots of (unintelligible).
I was sure they were gonna back out of this but they didn't and now we've got memes for days. Hallelujah!
I wonder if the rest of the country noticed his constant angry open mouthed staring at Trump whenever Trump was talking. That was the highlight of his performance to me tonight.
THE IDEA
NUMBER ONE
ARTICLE 5
(unintelligible)
Hell yeah they are this is what I came for, fight you old bastards!
Yeah even with Trump doing his little faces and meandering insults he still somehow seems like the only coherent one. Trump's pharma team is killing it, is Biden even on anything? Get your shit together Biden crew.
As far as I can tell, Biden's position is that we have to stop Putin in Ukraine because if we don't then he'll invade Poland and Belarus and NATO will start thermonuclear war over it and kill everyone because that's just the rules?
They took a terrifyingly long game and added another game on top of it and now what do they expect that I'm gonna start a new character someday and be like "well I guess I'm just playing Elden Ring for the next 200 hours" what the fuck. Gives me conniptions. Obviously that's exactly what I'm gonna do though.
Biden launches the nukes because he hears Russian troops are in Belarus and thinks it's part of NATO. This could happen.