SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

200 XYZ employees are riding a metro line and 150 are in 3 busses, and they all decide to drive one day, OH look there are now up to 350 extra cars on the road today, all going to the same building.

Please tell me how it's XYZ employees themselves that create congestion and not the extra 350 cars, without saying something along the lines of "if they didn't all decide to drive that day" or "they should have done something else"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago

Like that photo from America with all the gas stations, McDonald’s and stuff.

That's half the towns I drive through, usually right off a highway.

It's gross.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 5 months ago

Look at all those mostly/stopped cars I can breeze by on my bike...

I can smell this picture.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I'm sure their massively inflated budget can handle it. Presumably the hikers pay their taxes.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

My two least favorite things individually, yet essential to so many delicious things.

I would immediately use them to make some food and bring it over.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I have it on good authority that you may fascinate a woman by giving her cheese.

Although it looks like I'm two hours late on that reference...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Praise the Great Green Arkleseizure!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago

I tell myself the protagonist is a synth

With the right mod, you can change your back story to be a synth and start out in the institute.

I tell myself that the aliens like dogs more than they want to stay hidden, so they give all doggos shields that we don't know are there.

Is it ridiculous? Yes. But so is a dog walking off a landmine. And you know... The whole setting of fallout.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 32 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Taken to police..... For wasting their time? I'm confused what actual harm they did.

Oh no they ate a fungus. Hardened criminals. Probably ms13. Gotta deport them now.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

My condolences to your digestive tract...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 39 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I hate this. It's great!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In that case I would probably read the letter before I try and make a judgement, if it's something emotionally charged then sure I get it.

If it's lorem ipsum, I genuinely don't understand how it's art but you do you, artist. I've had people try to explain their art to me and I still didn't get it.

It really is something that's subjective.

Also something I don't get: painting something and then covering it with layers and layers of single color paint. I am willing to accept others find it thought provoking, I find it a waste and honestly want to fingerpaint a little stick figure on the blank space. Surely that would add to the art? (again, I don't understand it)

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