Fuuuucckk!
Sludgehammer
The seat is what really bugs me, it looks like hitting a pothole could easily jostle you enough to make you fall out.
Everything about the vehicle screams "Collisions are fatal at anything faster than walking speed".
I mean LLM's can only regurgitate their training data in various configurations, and CEO's usually just repeat whatever popular buzzwords/tech trends they've recently heard. It seems like it would work.
Reeeally hope those were dentures... otherwise, ow.
Fresh meat volunteering for the front lines!
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I really shouldn't joke, Putin might.
Hey, a turnip is probably worth more than the can's recycling value, so he came out ahead!
I'm sure fuel efficiency maximums will be upcoming.
"Unless your car burns at least one gallon of sour crude oil (from White House donor countries) per mile you will be designated a terrorist."
Well of course. Honestly I'm surprised it took this long. As I've said in the past, there's no bigger tent than a fascist who needs power, and no smaller one than a fascist who has power. Trump has gotten the votes he needed from the Catholics, so it's out with "We're all Christians here!" and in with "They're not real true Christians!" In this case apparently because they commit the sin of empathy.
Honestly, if real life cops were even half as dedicated and moral as their fictional copaganda counterparts ACAB probably wouldn't be a saying.
Ran out of black markers I'd guess.