TeamAssimilation

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[–] TeamAssimilation 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Holy cow, it’s a 70s franchise, but I misremembered, even though I watched dubs in the 80s! Technically it’s a 60s franchise because it was born in 1969.

[–] TeamAssimilation 1 points 1 week ago

Oh shit that looks like the Fallout 76 Enclave cot! And you say its smart‽ Give me 20!

[–] TeamAssimilation 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hope they don’t plan on taking the spotlight out of Israel.

[–] TeamAssimilation 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don’t know. Seeing how modern shows like Foundation, The Witcher, or Star Trek Discovery, to name a few, have gratuitously walked over their own canon, I can understand how the producers thought Velma was a good idea for a new Scooby Doo show.

[–] TeamAssimilation 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

It was never about Scooby Doo. IIRC, this was supposed to be an original show, but latching it to a successful 90s franchise must have looked like a sure money maker.

Edit: did some fact checking, this was a theory. The show actually was an unfortunate reimagining of Scooby Doo since its inception.

[–] TeamAssimilation 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You ignoramus. This is what allows us artistic geniuses to freely unleash our gifts to the world, what we call “creative liberty”.

An insignificant thing like being wrong should not stop our creative juices from flowing unabashed.

[–] TeamAssimilation 73 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The next question I’d expect from a little kid would be “why is your hair long?”.

And another why, and another, and another…

[–] TeamAssimilation 2 points 1 week ago

Some describe the movement of the horse as one square like a tower, and another like a bishop, but if it was like one square like a bishop first, it will get the carrot in the first try.

Unless it’s jumping. Please don’t jump, horse.

[–] TeamAssimilation 8 points 2 weeks ago

Can’t wait to have business logic in my CSS!

[–] TeamAssimilation 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or “only as a collateral effect of providing value for myself”.

[–] TeamAssimilation 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We’re still talking about dancing, right?

[–] TeamAssimilation 2 points 2 weeks ago

If my species had 20K sexes, sex wouldn’t be an essential part of my identity. It would be like my fingerprints being part of my personality.

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