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I never liked/used telegram because it needs my phone number so it's not anonymous. Idk why it's used as a discord alternative, it's not really better except for lower moderation.

If signal had group chats it'd be perfect for my purposes.

Idk what I'd use to text/have voice anonymously to other Hexbearians/feds, there's probably some IRC spinoff useful for that idk.

Damn they fixed the text issues, it's actual letters now.

AI is taking my job of making nonsensical beetle baily comics

I wouldn't believe you because the beat/instruments are very 2000s Timbaland-y.

I now looked it up and The Neptunes (Pharrell) produced it, which makes sense because of the weird, idk, syncopation on the beat. I take back Timbaland because if he made the beat the instruments would stand out more and be more annoying (not that I'm annoyed, I just don't know how else to describe it).

I'm not music educated, so idk if my words are right.

I also feel like the singing is 2000s RnB style, but idk if that's just bias from knowing it's old, the instrumentation, or how the vocals are produced. I can't really name that many modern RnB woman singers so I don't have a good comparison frame. Compared to HER or SZA the vocals aren't that produced, Kelis is more imperfect and slightly raspy which i think would be edited more these days.

When John Edwards ran in 2008 and paid hush money to prevent word of him cheating on his wife who had cancer, he was able to get away with not calling that an illegal campaign expense because he argued it would hurt his reputation regardless of if he was running or not.

I saw a poll that there are non-maga republicans who would not vote for Trump if he is found guilty. Who fucking cares about campaign finance law when it comes to the candidate paying for an NDA instead of getting bribed by lobbyists, and who cares about hiding it as a business expense (which it kind-of is because Trump businesses heavily rely on his personal branding).

All these prosecutors clearly want to be the first to get Trump's ass for their later political careers, Trump does what everyone else does but less competently with worse lawyers.

What year is it

Modern Israel is a country that's founded by terrorism against the British that somehow managed to be not-based.

The shipping container home thing is similar to making furniture out of shipping pallets. Not functional, not aesthetically pleasing, and probably dangerous (chemically treated wood vs hot metal box that takes too much work to be livable).

If Amazon was a competent company that was better than its predecessors, then it would have kit-homes like the Sears catalog used to, and no one would bother with this container BS. But instead it's oops-all-dropshipping.

The communists killed my parents before I was born and now I'm starting to fade from existe

Ever since the Italian semifinal vote was leaked this has kind-of been clear. I thought they bought sim cards or something, but I guess it's just the power of targetted advertising to people who probably didn't watch Eurovision Song Contest, and only voted to own the Muslims/Greta Thunberg.

Israel got >50% of Italian votes in the semis, which doesn't make sense because Ukraine only got 25% out of symptathy the year Russia fully invaded.

Israel won the most votes in too many countries compared to song popularity. They won the most public votes in Australia, Belgium, Finland, France, Germany, Italy, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Portugal, San Marino, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, UK, Rest of World.

They also won the 2nd most votes in Ireland which doesn't make sense either.

Sometimes I wish I knew how to induce a cry, it's a good release sometimes.

I usually set the search results to before GPT 3 was out.

Other than that, I'm going to have to learn the Dewey decimal system soon. But even then books will be AI so it'll all be pointless.

Would that imply that you want someone to freely speak into your butthole, or that your butthole freely speaks its own mind