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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol I think brainworm-jim over here would be a greater economic wrench in the system than Trump. Can you imagine having one of those dipshit ape pics dudes as the head of the treasury?

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't that the uk? they were simping for crypto before ai

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

U.S U.K, potato potato

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good lord, if the dog whisperer was our president, I feel like all the agencies in the u.s would have a shadow war trying to assassinate him or save him

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

It would be comical.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Leaving this image out of the screenshot is a type of liberalism

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

first to notice gets: gold-antifa for checking the link meow-fiesta

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Oh. Oh damn. He really posted that lmao

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I'm the one true leftist

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

GameStop? Apes? went to look at his twitter to figure out the date on this tweet and I can't get past this shit from February where he says this garbage about Milei

After just 9 weeks of Javier Milei in power, the government of Argentina has its first budget surplus in over 12 years. In US terms, Milei turned a 1.2 trillion-dollar annual deficit into a 400 billion surplus.

It’s possible here too. Unlike my predecessors, I’ll actually drain the swamp and fire the bureaucrats who’ve racked up $34 trillion of debt.

[–] TrudeauCastroson@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Year? What's a year?

You just fell out of a coconut tree

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

We're stuck in 2016 forever

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Chat is this real

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Trying to court the melon-musk fanboys.

Kinda surprised he didn't throw a HODL in there as well.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Brainworm Bobby

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Here's how RFK Jr can still win:

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Earthworm Jim take the wheel!

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Ape retail rebellion sounds like a sick Ape Escape game set in a huge mall.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

fuck it, im voting for him

[–] erik@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] erik@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, knock me over with a feather. It is. Which is weird because when I search for it, I can't find it.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Sorry forgot to put a link meow-coffee

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

This is my greatest policy move yet. No one has yet locked down the Gamer demographic.

[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Waiting to hear stories about how he talks to his dead dogs.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

"We will put a GME on the moon by the end of this decade"