Wetstew

I heard they shaved a gorilla.

I mean, if we're bringing back child labor, debtor's prisons aren't a huge leap.

Huh. So this is when I have a stroke. Good to know.

2 or 3.

I use to love G2's, but they fell off. I found a sharpie pen a while back and was shocked by how well it wrote, it's now my goto.

NB Aro/ace with a time machine: don't pull your mask down to smile at the clerk lady.

It was barely even a joke. It was teachers keeping sand on hand incase the school has to lock down 8hr+ during a shooting, and the kids would have somewhere to go to the bathroom.

The women recieved a psychic pulse to leave the train minutes before this image was pulsed.

Tuck and roll, ladies.

I've felt that my entire life, it feels like.

I just try to savor the moments of bliss, peace, or fun I come across and use them to help me through the drudgery. Eventually if you do things right you worm out a little comfortable niche.

i like how their shades makes it look like they all have bottom 🥺🥺 eyes

Remember kids. When playing against folks who aren't as good at a game as you, that's the time to either practice dumb silly shit or use the weapons you don't normally use.

Like, unless yall are labbing, it really sucks the air out of the room to dominate everyone.

That was how I made peace with Biden in the first place.

"You aren't voting for the man, you're voting for the cabinet and judges he appoints".

Atleast Biden's cabinet was more-or-less competent. I didn't always agree with them, but atleast there was a logic outside of "this will only benefit the obscenely rich/Russia"

They would have won the White House if they endorsed it more.