Yermaw

Back in the day I was one of the top players on Halo. Regularly and easily beating professional players.

I'd lose easily to some talented newbies though for this business. "I just killed them so theyll have spawned at x about 2 seconds ago and the sniper spawns in about 7 seconds so they'll rush over taking that path for the cover so I can force them back with a grenade bounced around th- "why the hell are you in here this is the worst place to be!" while they just surprise murder me.

I'm stuck on this rock with people like that. The worst part is they speak with such confidence and authority that their opinions will carry more weight than mine in the real world.

I despair.

Does Superbad count?

Its in no way a romance, but the entire adventure is fuelled by the quest to get laid.

Is the big joke that it actually is Unix?

I want to live in the timeline where a super-scientist gets sick of the attack helicopter meme and makes "attack helicopter reassignment surgery" possible and available.

Maybe even get Xbox gamepass on it.

Im honestly not sure why they're making a handheld Xbox after their "everything is an xbox" push. Why have just an Xbox when you can get anything else PLUS an Xbox for likely cheaper?

only really enjoys the prequels

Man it must be rough on you in those spaces

And then starve em. Tease em. Sing off key.

My wife is the first woman i have properly been with, and i find myself staring at her moustache when she's watching the TV and unaware.

Im in no way turned off by it or anything like that, it's just fascinating to me somehow. Like 6 years I've been with this woman and I still can't stop.

Wow mister that's a gotta threes

Despairing that i haven't even used it wisely to catch up on housework