acidbattery

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[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I believe the term you are looking for is “horny”.

Or as Dr. Freud would call it, and oral fixation.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Meanwhile, pedestrian symbols in Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine resemble the scene from Signs when the alien makes its first appearance.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Incorrect, the real Gs are sent to make rap music :D

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How did they get here? And where is the rest of his body?

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

Blowing yourself up in Montana is going to take out more cattle than people.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 50 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Buns and patties would have to come in two different sizes for wide and regular burgers, and it’s probably more economical for restaurants to make them all in one standard size.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago

It used to be a fun event when the contestants didn’t take themselves too seriously. Lately it seems like it’s gotten even more politicized with worse entries. I might watch highlights if I read something interesting happened.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ok, but who prepares three different temperature bowls of porridge and then just fucks off out of the house?

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

My thoughts exactly, haha! I miss that fever dream of a show.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 10 points 4 days ago

Never forget what shrinkflation did to the mullet: only the rat tail is fighting for the right to paaaartyyyyy :(

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago

1 in winter. 19 in summer if I am alone. 7 in summer if other people are around.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 73 points 4 days ago (14 children)

There is a third option…ARRRR

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