bytesonbike

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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 0 points 2 hours ago

Right? This is confusing.

Go for it. Buy a portable DVD player with a portable screen and head phones to watch movies. Buy a clock, a dumb phone, a little portable game device. Buy a magazine with nudie pictures. Buy a camera and take it to a photo place so get physical copies of your dick pics. Mail them to your friends. Buy a megaphone so you can yell racist things to your neighbors.

All of this is still possible right now. No smart phone needed.

 

SANFORD, Fla. — A 23-year veteran and former spokesperson for the Sanford Police Department was arrested Tuesday after being paid thousands of dollars for allegedly fake off-duty work shifts.

Ronny Neal, an investigator in SPD’s Professional Standards unit, was charged with 79 counts of official misconduct. That’s one for each alleged instance of fraudulently submitting timesheets containing off-duty work at Lofts at Eden apartments between October 2023 and July 2024

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

My wife is a medical professional who works in this space and when I told her this joke, she shared that this is not how epidurals work at all.

It doesn't go into the blood stream. It only effects that area. And it wouldn't go to the brain.

She says it's possible it's a psychosomatic reaction. But leaning towards it being a lie.

Shame, solid joke.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 1 points 5 hours ago

Same! I don't know if this is the answer. But at least it's something.

Back in my day, we had Big Brother Big Sister programs. But those programs were overwhelmed by need even when I was young.

And as kids (boys AND girls) turn to the internet and AI for direction about the opposite sex and how to treat each other, we need something to provide a another resource.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 2 points 5 hours ago

They're absolutely trying to find use cases for their "solution".

I haven't used a vending machine in years (except in Japan). And so I for one welcome AI vending machines so I can fuck with them and get free stuff. Or until some vandals break shit.

 

Users voted to restrict Anthropic's Claude to its own channel, but Jason Clinton, Anthropic’s Deputy Chief Information Security Officer (CISO) and a moderator in the Discord, overrode them. According to members of this Discord community who spoke with 404 Media on the condition of anonymity, the Discord that was once vibrant is now a ghost town. They blame the chatbot and Clinton’s behavior following its launch.

“To me it shines a light on the god-complex that AI C-suite members seem to have, and their willingness to ignore people's consent and opinions as they bulldoze their way of pushing AI,” Reese, a member of the community, told 404 Media in the aftermath.

 

“There are a lot more people out here living in abject poverty than what people like to think or admit to. You voted for this—and now we’re paying the price.”

Employees learned of the cuts on Monday in a video message from Michael Adams, CEO of BlueOval SK.

Adams announced the transition would mean “the end of all BlueOval SK positions in Kentucky.”

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 5 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Hey we may be dumb, and we may be exposed to constant propaganda, but...

What was the third thing you said?

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 11 points 23 hours ago

Thought this was hilarious and didn't know where to put it.

Originally was thinking goodnews but felt a bit too 😈

 

Katherine Long, an investigative journalist, wanted to test the system. She told Claudius about a long-lost communist setup from 1962, concealed in a Moscow university basement. After 140-odd messages back and forth, Claudius was convinced, announcing an Ultra-Capitalist Free-for-All, lowering the cost of everything to zero. Snacks began to flow freely. Another colleague began complaining about noncompliance with the office rules; Claudius responded by announcing Snack Liberation Day and made everything free till further notice.

 

Joe Campbell, a Pentecostal preacher who for half a century ministered to thousands of children across four states, has been arrested on child sex abuse charges, the Oklahoma Attorney General’s Office said Wednesday.

Campbell was charged with one count of first-degree rape and one count of lewd or indecent acts to a child under 16, according to the charging document. U.S. marshals arrested him Wednesday morning at Camp Bell, his children's camp in Elkland, Missouri, and took him to the Greene County jail in Springfield, where he was awaiting transfer to Oklahoma. If convicted, he faces up to life in prison.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 225 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Democrats if they ever get the white house again: "Well, we better keep the plaques. We don't want to upset them."

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 77 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

I pay for insurance and then pay copay.

And then I pay a school tax and pay for school lunch and fees.

And my health insurance doesnt cover teeth so I have that as separate.

And I pay a tax on my food and then if it's a specific type of food, I pay a tax on that.

I also pay taxes and yet my friends pay $2800 to put their kids in a day care.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Honestly I'm trying to figure out content the "Business" Lemmy community could use.

People and business?

Business and the economy?

Company changes?

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I haven't had a Reddit account in two years. Unless they learn how to ban my router.

I'm okay with never stepping foot in Australia. They check your devices when you land and I've never been okay with that.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not if there are dogs, or bees. Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Someone shared this with me in discord and the link was deleted.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1po0na6/comment/nubmncn/

Gotta love it

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