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I’m going to start skipping any article with the word slam in the headline. It’s low effort B.S. that is destroying our language.

He fucked around and found out.

Sounds like an adventure!

Custer’s Revenge for the Atari 2600. I play this game exclusively.

Across the sky

Is a frunk a front trunk, or is that a typo?

He looks like an AI prompt for “douchebag billionaire”.

Last time I came into some local blueberries the grocer called the cops on me.

Those look delicious though.

ICQ may be going away but that message sound effect will continue living rent free in my brain until I’m dead.

You sure it’s not 18/Jawa/Tatooine?

The carbon credit system is designed to make companies responsible for emissions to pay money to companies who are reducing emissions. It’s a financial incentive to produce less emissions AND on the other side, a financial incentive to invest in green tech.

Using your metaphor…if you stopped cheating on your wife you could avoid spending ten grand on wife cheating credits. That’s a financial incentive to stop cheating on your wife. So many people will stop cheating on their wives. Meanwhile, people who were thinking about cheating on their wives could instead collect ten thousand bucks for being faithful. So…many of those people won’t cheat on their wives.

Get it now?

Surprised I had to scroll this far down for Psycho Fox. That and Wonder Boy 3.