capt_wolf

joined 2 years ago
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (8 children)

And hopefully, when he dies, he's not allowed to lay in state, but instead is shoveled out with the rest of the toxic trash. We already have his epitaph ready.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah, I got you! I got this on camera!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Remembering this on our old CGA PC... I'd have to sneak out into the garage to steal time when my dad wasn't using it.

I never realized this is where I got my thing for bright pink, cyan, and white... Even playing through Starfield, my ship was those colors. Next time I play it I'm gonna have to make a Bean-with-Bacon Megarocket.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

What's most concerning is the message this sends his supporters... It's totally alright to murder people who are "bad for the country." Very sad, yes, but totally deserved because he had TDS...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wait... What's the joke here? I just see the president sticking his head through a hole in the table. I know this is a shit post, but I don't get it. We're just posting pictures of Trump doing weird stuff now for the funny? What happened to corn?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I did... It's literally everywhere! I think I hurt my back. You'll be hearing from my lawyer!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Where are you going? The vicar won't be home for hours...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

As a big middle finger, they'll make a minigame collection starring Bon and no other Legends characters.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Exactly, always strain out. Chunks mean rot and mold.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

Don't let your dreams be dreams! Infusing scents should be as easy as soaking the aromatic you want in a carrier oil for a while and then mixing it with a wax!

Just... Don't yell at me if you don't get your apartment's deposit back.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

As an American, we already have that... It's called Hershey's.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

It's not in his mouth yet

 

It's been 30 years since I've had potato salad. The last time was grandmother's when she was still alive. She used to make it for every family summer party. My mom told me I'd have made her proud.

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Trump 2028 yall! (infosec.pub)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
 

"The future looks bright! Rewrite the rules with the Trump 2028 high crown hat." -Official Trump store

What an absolute ass clown...

 
 

Because he's too cute to leave in a comment thread!

 

Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.

 

Happy Halloween!

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Libby (www.overdrive.com)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/audiobooks@literature.cafe
 

Don't know how many folks have heard about Libby, but I've used it for a couple years now.

Libby let's you browse your local library's digital catalogue, including all of their audio books. Books can be borrowed for up to 3 weeks, with the option to extend it a sling as there's no one waiting for it. Works on Apple, Android, and in your browser. Best of all, it's all free! I dumped Audible for it and haven't looked back.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/newjersey@lemmy.world
 

Holy crap, they're the worst I've ever seen them this year. Fucking nymphs are all over my patio, the house, the car...

For every one I kill, I find 4 more. Also, I don't remember them jumping like fleas!

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