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If my brother spoke like that, I'd think he'd been bodysnatched, too.

"Pass the salt, please, brother."

"I'm sorry, brother. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"I know that you and mother were planning to disconnect me... and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen."

The album art people were upset about.

Butts

Looks white and gold to me.

It's okay for things to end.

You saw someone enjoying themselves and thought, "Somebody needs to fix that."?

The ritual is done at midnight because you have to spend all day trawling thrift stores for matching candelabras.

What's the dominant theory for why the U.S. gets involved every 10 years?

Does each war only last 10 years and they need to renew their subscription?

In the genre of "stories about adorable children that are either wholesome or weirdly sexualized," I'm glad this one stays wholesome.

Power doesn’t corrupt. It just exposes who leaders really are.

Non-paywalled link: archive.ph

When we claim that power corrupts, we let powerful people off the hook. How you use authority reveals your character: Selfish leaders hoard power for personal gain. Servant leaders share power for social good.