dannoffs

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Kudzu is a problem in the US because Amerikkkans hate eating things that don't bleed. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This whole argument that was had is silly because the greens are edible.

Sunday Is Gaming Day: What Are You Playing Thread (The Return) in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I have made it to Yakuza Kiwami 2

Someone at work got a new office. He decided he wanted a second door and tunneled through the wall to make it. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Look, all I know about asbestos is that Dick Cheney did 9/11 so he didn't have to pay for abatement.

ATTENTION: All users except for liberals will be banned effective immediately in c/badposting@hexbear.net
Kudzu is a problem in the US because Amerikkkans hate eating things that don't bleed. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (7 children)

It being edible doesn't make it not an invasive species.

Someone at work got a new office. He decided he wanted a second door and tunneled through the wall to make it. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You can't even have two doors anymore because of woke.

@cyberwagonsmith @mlord, my cyberwagon horses hath died after four trips to the apothecary in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
Final boss of Quora in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

8% beers are hipster beers. Real lads drink 5%.

Final boss of Quora in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 88 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You're forgetting "objectively wrong"

mouse recommendations in c/technology@hexbear.net
Whywhywhywhywhy in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Add sequence: OYSTER

Falun Gong, more like Phallus Dong in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Falun Gong, more like feel this dong

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