darvocet

joined 2 years ago
[–] darvocet 8 points 5 months ago
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[–] darvocet 32 points 5 months ago (20 children)

It's almost as if the senile old man was a better choice than the convicted felon narcissist traitor. Nobody could have known.

[–] darvocet 5 points 6 months ago

I can't help but hear that song.

[–] darvocet 35 points 6 months ago (4 children)

They have that thing where you can say open butthole and the charge port opens.

[–] darvocet 8 points 6 months ago

Dude. We know. Like 40% of us don't even vote. We're fucked little guy.

[–] darvocet 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Aww why so sad buddy do you need a hug?

[–] darvocet 1 points 6 months ago

Excuse me sir we have American educations. It's rich of you to think we know the difference between former and latter.

[–] darvocet 4 points 6 months ago

Don't forget sunning the taint. I make sure my taint gets at least 5 minutes of sun a day.

[–] darvocet 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nah. Billy peed his pants to save a friend from embarrassment. Would ole Donny pee his pants to make Elon look cool?

[–] darvocet 8 points 6 months ago

Isn't that cute.

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