darvocet

joined 2 years ago
[–] darvocet 8 points 3 months ago

But they won't

[–] darvocet 6 points 3 months ago
[–] darvocet 12 points 3 months ago

Buffalo Christ

[–] darvocet 18 points 3 months ago

The pilot did it on purpose to kill himself. Not the first time a pilot has taken a plane down with him.

No other explanation. I'm a pilot. Cutting fuel off 200ft above the ground is suicide.

[–] darvocet 6 points 3 months ago

I know someone that has a decent @aol email address that he still uses.

[–] darvocet 25 points 4 months ago

He's obviously in his furry suit.

[–] darvocet 17 points 4 months ago

Volcano for life

[–] darvocet 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Damn dude you don't know what's going on in her life. Maybe she just worked a double and had a messy breakup.

[–] darvocet 11 points 4 months ago

Legalize shooting tire removers!

[–] darvocet 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well I'm a stander, so stand up and then very carefully reach between and wipe. Spreading those cheeks against the cold tile is a nice way to calm the poop sweats.

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