doug

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[–] doug@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

Chat is this real? Ohio, amirite? On god no cap.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Reminds me of that Dark Waters movie; they didn’t report chemicals because the phrasing was “report known chemical pollutants,” they didn’t know what chemicals they were polluting (it was a new compound nobody had seen before), so they didn’t report it.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

No “it” doesn’t, “what” does.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeah if it were overturned it’d just rear its head again later by another name, and really it was just removing red tape that was likely being circumvented anyway.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

what if my yum is saying “yuck your yum?” are you gonna yuck my yum? 🥺

what if I swap it out for emojis?

🤢 my 😋
🤮 my 🤤

[–] doug@lemmy.today 66 points 4 days ago (7 children)

As long as everything’s consensual I ain’t gonna yuck anyone’s yum.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 16 points 4 days ago

Can you imagine having savings in your account and then BAM— hit by a bus? Could’ve had some Taco Bell before you went to the void.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 54 points 4 days ago (4 children)

They’re called “sex workers” these days, in an effort to stress it’s work.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 41 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I wish I knew their Venmo handles so I could send requests for whatever they consider to be small chunks of change. I’m sure I wouldn’t get much, but as Michael Scott said, “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”

[–] doug@lemmy.today 19 points 4 days ago (4 children)

As long as capitalism is involved, it’ll seep its way into any democratic system and uproot any “greater good,” “for the people” outcome in favor of whoever’s benefiting the most from the capitalist component.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Self care is punk.

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