dpflug

joined 3 months ago

Yes, But... in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] dpflug@kbin.earth 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This became a religious war at my last role.

Anubis - Weighs the soul of incoming HTTP requests using proof-of-work to stop AI crawlers in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world

[–] dpflug@kbin.earth 4 points 3 months ago

It does, and I'm sure everyone will welcome a solution that lets them open things back up for those users without the abusers crippling them. It's a matter of finding one.

isInHell = 'true' in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] dpflug@kbin.earth 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Implying Hell is frontend.... yeah, actually, that tracks.

Why indeed in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] dpflug@kbin.earth 11 points 3 months ago

I mean, Object Pascal was doing the "write once, run anywhere" thing decades ago. Java, too. The former, especially, can make very small programs with big features.

Anubis - Weighs the soul of incoming HTTP requests using proof-of-work to stop AI crawlers in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world

[–] dpflug@kbin.earth 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is a stopgap while we try to find a new way to stop the DDOS happening right now. It might even be adapted to do useful work, if need be.

What sorts of punctuation do you wish existed, or were in common use in your language? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] dpflug@kbin.earth 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah, no one's come up with one⸮ Even if they did, it probably wouldn't make it into Unicode. 🙄

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Git, invented in 2005. Programmers on 2004: in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] dpflug@kbin.earth 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Before that, it was RCS, released in '82.

Pickles, the lacework stegosaurus in c/artshare@lemmy.world

[–] dpflug@kbin.earth 5 points 3 months ago

Pickles is very cute. Very friend shaped.

There are teenagers on the fediverse. in c/fediverse@lemmy.world

[–] dpflug@kbin.earth 2 points 3 months ago

Gotcha. Less difficulty and more just not matching up with expectations.

Once this blade has been drawn, it must taste cardboard. in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] dpflug@kbin.earth 32 points 3 months ago

Less effort, too

There are teenagers on the fediverse. in c/fediverse@lemmy.world

[–] dpflug@kbin.earth 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How is Mastodon harder? (Legit question, not snark)

TIL the Scottish term for counter-clockwise is widdershins in c/til@lemmy.world

[–] dpflug@kbin.earth 3 points 3 months ago

This is why the Annotated Pratchett File make for a good reading companion.