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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 203 points 2 months ago

At least they were humble and didn't blame it entirely on Cursor... they also blamed Claude.

[–] Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 150 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

this guy would have force pushed onto main about 10 mins after this if he did have git

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And then lost the reflog by rm -rfing the project and cloning it again.

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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 134 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Developer"
"my" 4 months of "work"

Those are the ones easily replaced by AI. 99% of stuff "they" did was done by AI anyway!

[–] dan@upvote.au 124 points 2 months ago (13 children)

Before Git, we used SVN (Subversion), and CVS before that. Microsoft shops used TFS or whatever it's called now (or was called in the past)

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 53 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Wasn’t it Visual SourceSafe or something like that?

God, what a revolution it was when subversion came along and we didn’t have to take turns checking out a file to have exclusive write access.

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The worst was when someone left for vacation without releasing their file locks.

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 22 points 2 months ago

Vacation is a quaint problem lol, at least you know they're eventually coming back. What do we do about the guy who retired 5 years ago and still has locked files in his name?

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[–] dan@upvote.au 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Visual SourceSafe

Yes! That's the one I was struggling to remember the name of. My previous employer started on Visual SourceSafe in the 90s and migrated to Team Foundation Server (TFS) in the 2000s. There were still remnants of SourceSafe when I worked there (2010 to 2013).

I remember TFS had locks for binary files. There was one time we had to figure out how to remove locks held by an ex-employee - they were doing a big branch merge when they left the company, and left all the files locked. It didn't automatically drop the locks when their account was deleted.

They had a bunch of VB6 COM components last modified in 1999 that I'm 80% sure are still in prod today. It was still working and Microsoft were still supporting VB6 and Classic ASP, so there wasn't a big rush to rewrite it.

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[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Oh god, thanks for that fucking PTSD bomb

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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 15 points 2 months ago

I thought mercurial was older than git, but apparently it's 12 days younger.

[–] VivianRixia@piefed.social 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And throughout it all was the tried and true v3.0-final-UPDATED-4

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[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 99 points 2 months ago (7 children)

The first version control system I ever used was CVS and it was first released in 1986 so it was already old and well established when I first came to use it.

Anyone in these past forty years not using a version control system to keep track of their source code have only themselves to blame.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 31 points 2 months ago (9 children)

CVS was, for the longest time, the only player in the FLOSS world. It was bad, but so were commercial offerings, and it was better than RCS.

It's been completely supplanted by SVN, specifically written to be CVS but not broken, which is about exactly as old as git. If you find yourself using git lfs, you might want to have a look at SVN.

Somewhat ironically RCS is still maintained, last patch a mere 19 months ago to this... CVS repo. Dammit I did say "completely supplanted" already didn't I. Didn't consider the sheer pig-headedness of the openbsd devs.

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 21 points 2 months ago

And Claude, off course.

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[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 79 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I just want to pause a moment to wish a "fuck you" to the guy who named an AI model "Cursor" as if that's a useful name. It's like they're expecting accidental google searches to be a major source of recruitment.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not an AI model, it's an IDE

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago

My comment stands

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[–] yarr@feddit.nl 72 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It's a scary amount of projects these days managed by a bunch of ZIP files:

  • Program-2.4.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED2.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED-final.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED-final-REAL.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED-FINAL-no-seriously.zip
  • Program-2.4-FINAL-use-this.zip
  • Program-2.4-FINAL-use-this-2.zip
  • Program-2.4-working-maybe.zip
  • Program-2.4-FINAL-BUGFIX-LAST-ONE.zip
  • Program-2.4-FINAL-BUGFIX-LAST-ONE-v2.zip
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[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Forget git. Sending zip files into discord once in a while it the way to go.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Especially if they're .zip files full of military secrets.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago

I'm not in any war thunder servers.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 66 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

if this is real, that's the kind of people who should be worried about being replaced by an ai

it's also Claude

lmao

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Was playing around with it. It's neat tech. It's interesting all the side projects I can spin up now. It absolutely cannot replace an engineer with a brain.

I've caught so many little things I've had to fix, change. It's an amazing way to kick off a project, but I can't ever trust blindly what it's doing. It can get the first 80% of a small project off the ground, and then you're going to spend 7x as long on that last 20% prompt engineering it to get it right. At which point I'm usually like "I could have just done it by now".

I see kids now blindly trusting what it's doing, and man are they going to fall face first in the corporate world. I honestly see a place for vibe coding in the corporate world. However I also see you still needing a brain to stitch it all together too.

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[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago

Fake developer doesn't use version control. Big surprise.

[–] zovits@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's actually reassuring to see that despite all warnings and doomsayers there will still be opportunities for programmers capable of solving problems using natural intelligence.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If anything it feels like we're the doomsayers trying to warn people that their AI bullshit won't ever work and they're just not listening as they lay off the masses and push insecure and faulty code.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Just save your prompts and vibes in a Google doc dude

[–] beeng@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 months ago

Good thing it's deterministic, oh wait 😃

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[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Don't worry, I'm sure Cursor will be able to clobber your git history and force push to master any day now

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

~/Dev/Project/file.ext~2025-03-20-Backup-6

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[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Acts like SVN and CVS didn't exist

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You need a USB C “Power Ctrl+Z” key. Unlike the regular Ctrl+Z key one of these bad boys is capable of reversing edits across system reboots until as far back as when you originally plugged it in.

[–] jad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

Sounds to me like a glorified keylogger 😭

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[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ahh yes, programming by vibe. The vibe is always dumbass. Just steal code that has already been explained to you like everyone else.

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[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

subversion. those were the days...

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[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (7 children)
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[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Don't trust anyone who can't spell 'oops'.

[–] Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org 20 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Just a heads up, it you don't know how to use cli git in 2025 you're probably a shit developer. There are undoubtedly exceptions, but I would argue not knowing version control intimately makes you a bad developer.

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
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[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

Git wasn't the first version control software. I remember using sccs back in 1991 and apparently it was written all the way back in 1972 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Source_Code_Control_System

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

Why did the porn star become a network admin after retiring?

She was already an expert in load balancing

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

just press Ctrl + Z several times! /s

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