A cogirl is a cogirloid in the category of cogirlfunctors
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First, imagine a number in JavaScript. (Bit of a nail biter here, huh?)
let i = 5
Then, we will construct an incrementor. This is really simple: here is the method.
- Make a bracket-string-centric version of
eval()
.
[]["filter"]["constructor"]("return i+1")()
- Reconstruct stringy
eval()
by using+[]
as 0,+!+[]
as 1, and implicit conversions as ways to create strings. For example, 'false' is(![]+[])
, so 'f' is(![]+[])[+[]]
.
[][
(![] + [])[+[]] + // f
([![]] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [+[]]] + // i
(![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]] + // l
(!![] + [])[+[]] + // t
(!![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + // e
(!![] + [])[+!+[]] // r
][
([][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+ // c
(!![]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]+ // o
([][[]]+[])[+!+[]]+ // n
(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+ // s
(!![]+[])[+[]]+ // t
(!![]+[])[+!+[]]+ // r
([][[]]+[])[+[]]+ // u
([][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+ // c
(!![]+[])[+[]]+ // t
(!![]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]+ // o
(!![]+[])[+!+[]] // r
]("return i+1")()
- Draw the rest of the fucking owl. Final code:
let i = 5; // haha yay
[][
(![] + [])[+[]] + // f
([![]] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [+[]]] + // i
(![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]] + // l
(!![] + [])[+[]] + // t
(!![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + // e
(!![] + [])[+!+[]] // r
][
([][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+ // c
(!![]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]+ // o
([][[]]+[])[+!+[]]+ // n
(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+ // s
(!![]+[])[+[]]+ // t
(!![]+[])[+!+[]]+ // r
([][[]]+[])[+[]]+ // u
([][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+ // c
(!![]+[])[+[]]+ // t
(!![]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]+ // o
(!![]+[])[+!+[]] // r
](
(!![]+[])[+!+[]]+ // r
(!![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+ // e
(!![]+[])[+[]]+ // t
([][[]]+[])[+[]]+ // u
(!![]+[])[+!+[]]+ // r
([][[]]+[])[+!+[]]+ // n
(+[![]]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+!+[]]]+ // ' '
([![]]+[][[]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]+ // i
(+(+!+[]+(!+[]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+[+!+[]]+[+[]]+[+[]])+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+ // +
+!+[] // 1
)()
// no virus i swear. execute arbitrary code in your browser console.
Anyway, that's just everyday JS work. It's like step 5 after resizing the button, but a bit before centering the div.
based on this. ~some~ ~translation~ ~methods~ ~done~ ~differently.~
Doesn't anyone here know that the Death Note (1) curses all those who use it with misfortune and (2) will trap your soul in limbo after use?
Nah, I'm good. Tweezers and a matchstick.
Amazing read, thank you for this. Saved
Even more magical is the lossless Zstandard ~is~ ~this~ ~a~ ~name~ ~drop?~. It does so much stuff, it's awesome!
- hella fast compared to similar-leveled compressors (zoom)
- no matter the zstd compression level, decompression takes equal time! (ux!)
- zstd can use a user-given dictionary, or train its own on a sample set (wowie)
- zstd can be used for live compression (compress and decompress as you read and write, not before or after)
- on ram (install more ram??)
- in filesystems (2.5x your disk??)
- saves CPU by not compressing if it's not worth it (efficiency!!)
- use ALL the cores!
So kool. lol
Did somebody say Inferno?
Getting mangoed and eating a stone.
Interesting, 18 up and 16 down as of this comment. Because this started with ~2 downvotes (the first image had terrible jpeg for a few minutes), we either have
- my taste did not land
- early downvotes beget more downvotes
this comment is here for notetaking. let's see if i'm a moron or if iambs are stronger than herds.
- e4 d197
- e5 d196
- e6 d195
- e7 d194
- e8 d193
- e9 d192
- e10 d191
... - e100 d101
- exd101 Scandinavian Gambit Accepted
Almost all cases that I saw someone obsesaing over growth in one domain was hiding or running away from some pain that they coudn’t handle.
Thanks, this is something I need to think about.
Yep, see sidebar :P
This is like the beach that makes you old. You doubt it, you go there, you ignore the "Beach That Makes You Old" sign, the beach makes you old.