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The rubbing of shoulders is mimicked by priests to altar servers to this day. They were copying Jesus.

How the turntables.

Mr. Burns is poor and Spongebob can afford both paper towels and a bodyguard.

This is where flying squirrels come from.

"Why don't you walk to where you're going, you damn dirty ape?"

My friend was talking to his mom on the phone. He checks his pockets and starts panicking. He thought he lost his phone.

So I start helping him look for it...

After a couple of minutes he realized he was using it.

He thought I was fucking with him.

I wasn't. I just had a brain fart moment.

Maybe it was the weed.

Damn, Disney hasn't went this hard with memevertisement since Mandolorian.

Didn't know this. Thanks for the info.

There will be fake post created by fake greentext generators.

I would really love an AI feature where the only model used is /b/. Lol.

Thank you for posting. This my main news source. This post is exactly how I found out. I confirmed with Wikipedia.

This is why Moe Szyslak hates Bart.

Now let me tell you about the story of the conception. A virgin can be a virgin while giving birth to a chestbuster.

Ooh... I assumed wet meant their is a lack of ventilation in the locker rooms...