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[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 99 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can someone explain the diff

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 104 points 1 month ago (3 children)

from the other site:

Creepy is mostly men, wet is mostly women.

When it's mostly men you're just one of many (men) and only the truely creepy guys are considered creepy.

The higher the ratio of women the lower the bar for creepiness drops.

If your gym is very wet just looking around might already be considered creepy. Rules 1 and 2 apply.

[–] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago

Rules 1 and 2 apply.

  1. Be attractive.
  2. Don't be unattractive.

?

[–] Turret3857 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Not sure what the other site is but this is wrong. the post is AI generated. this is the original

4chan screenshot with image of Pepe the frog looking for a new gymask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringeshe doesn't understandpull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringeshe laughs and says "it's a good gym sir"buy a membershipits cringe

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's always upset me about this is that I don't get to see the illustrated diagram. I want to see the diagram.

[–] Turret3857 1 points 1 month ago

i imagine it must have chad sigma grindset for based and soyjak beta virgin for cringe or something

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip -2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isnt wet wet because women can sometimes release some bodily fluids when they are struggling, for example in the gym?

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 83 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do believe men also sweat

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This sentence reads like an alien trying to sound human.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

I tried to be politically correct but did not succeed after reading my comment again

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Apparently a creepy gym is mostly men and a wet gym is mostly women.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 84 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That’s a weird way to describe the latter

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 86 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's 4chan, wtf did you expect?

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Intellectual discussion of course!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 30 points 1 month ago

Fair enough, I understand your disappointment now.

[–] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you misspelled incellectual.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's the type of person who knows a lot about HOI4 and WWII, no?

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Strong opinions about military uniform design and style in, say, 1941

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a weird way to describe both

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 22 points 1 month ago

Men creepy, women horny. Yeah def weird

[–] frog@feddit.uk 19 points 1 month ago

Ooh... I assumed wet meant their is a lack of ventilation in the locker rooms...

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 15 points 1 month ago

Thanks for finding the answer

[–] Turret3857 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This is a ChatGPT generated post based off of if the gym is based or cringe. not sure what everyone else is talking about.

4chan screenshot with image of Pepe the frog looking for a new gymask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringeshe doesn't understandpull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringeshe laughs and says "it's a good gym sir"buy a membershipits cringe

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

https://copypastatext.com/ask-the-gym-receptionist-if-their-gym-is-based-or-cringe/

It’s apparently an AI-generated copypasta that is based word for word on an actual 4chan post about a gym being based or cringe, but the AI just replaced based with creepy and cringe with wet.

[–] Comrade_Spood@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 month ago

Me and my friends were literally just making jokes about this tonight and its the first thing I see when I boot up Lemmy

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Creepy crew 4 life

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

This is so gross.

[–] hedhoncho@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wet gyms are usually in basements and on subfloors. Creepy gyms have racketball courts.

Not a fan of racquetball? It's awesome!

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yea I could see that. I'm more partial to creepy gyms being planet fitness and wet gyms being those expensive CrossFit giant pool, low weights gyms.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My gym is pretty balanced: 50% weird dudes, 48% ugly sheilas, 2% unsupervised, clueless, literal children who should absolutely not be there.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's good! No distractions lol.