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[–] g_g@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

i just tried it but the shock from such rapid and extreme temperate shift caused my tongue to shatter into a million pieces

[–] g_g@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

i'm so sorry you know that city exists

[–] g_g@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago
[–] g_g@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

folks, they're turning America into a nation that didn't participate in the cold war. sad.

[–] g_g@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

no, see, here's the thing... how does every single one of these look WORSE than the slop Dall-E spits out??? why don't they just have the ai make the thumbnails instead of this???

[–] g_g@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

i accidentally took a sip of girl beer

[–] g_g@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] g_g@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago
[–] g_g@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

there's that line from the beatles song revolution where he says "but if you go carrying pictures of chairman mao, you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow". honestly don't know if it's a great example but it's the first thing that comes to mind for me

[–] g_g@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] g_g@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

sure! i'll allow it :)

[–] g_g@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

ladies and gentlemen, we got'em mission-accomplished

 

a few years ago i worked in a shitty little retail shop that was owned by two brothers i never met that lived in another state (the company owned a chain of these stores across 2 or 3 states, there were maybe 4 or 5 total stores). we used this ipad in a stand to clock in and out. you had to take a picture of yourself every time, which i despised. i had been there for maybe 7 months or so when one day i decided to look at the app that was like the user version of the app from the ipad. it had a record of all of my in and out times... and a record of every time they had been edited.

and edited they had been. every single shift, one of the two owners was shaving off between 1 and 15 minutes from clock out time. i brought it up with my manager, who i got along really well with, and got him to look at his. same thing. my other coworker, same thing. i went home and made a spreadsheet containing every single time it had happened for as far back as the records went. it ended up being something like $400 worth of time they had taken from me.

the next day i got a call from that owner, and he explained to me that he felt like i was taking too long to close the store, that it shouldn't take that long, and that he was sorry (sorry that he got caught!) and was going to add $200 to my next paycheck (half of what he stole), plus from now on all clock in and out times would be rounded to the nearest quarter hour, and asked me if that made it better.

i was in a pretty bad place at the time, financially and mentally, and for as terrible as that job was i did also kind of like it, and didn't think i could find anything better, so i accepted the money and the apology and let it go.

anything like that ever happened to you? did you do anything cooler than roll over like i did?

 

imagine being the dorks that got put next to hitler lmao

 

oww, fell on my rear

 

the leaves started getting all sad and gross the other day :C

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