gnutrino

Andy Samberg?

There once was a sysadmin Eddie
who could strip, touch and finger real steady
but when it came to the mount,
by his sweetheart's account,
it was always device is not ready

I don't wish him death but I will read his obituary with great satisfaction.

a second grader (a professor I think)

Wow, talk about a child prodigy...

Never tell me the odds!

And then it'll all go to shit and proper programmers will be able to charge bank to sort it out.

You actually died 6 years ago, this is purgatory.

Has anyone seen a gar growing from a plant though? The elusive vine-gar.

Yes.

Bam!

Add a war with The Netherlands to the list then

I find my dog works well too, she's a great listener.